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If there is one thing that people in Detroit love it's In fact, there're so many here that they're hard to keep track of, unless you have Thrillist's guide to The D's sweetest gentlemen's establishments Please note: cover and lap dance charges listed here are subject to change! E 8 Mile Rd If you've ever wondered what the boozy, booby bacchanals of ancient Rome were like, look no further than the Coliseum.
Like every other adult entertainment megaplex on 8 Mile Rd, this one is located in an area that will make you thankful for that mandatory valet, but once those curtains are drawn back you are greeted with a vision of strip club decadence that actually has an Egyptian theme but whatever.
A diverse array of gorgeous dancers appeals to all clientele, from the ballers to the bachelor pack post-gaming the Tigers, and it's also couples-friendly. The "Coli," as loyalists call it, also has a of amenities unique to the strip clubs of Detroit -- two separate bars, including a two-level main bar, to watch the entertainment; private luxury skybox suites; a world-class wine cellar with over bottles of high-ticket wines and Champagne along with 56 private wine lockers; a custom cigar humidor with 28 personalized cigar lockers; hookahs; and a heliport.
So you can take your helicopter to the strip club, as one does. Although we have to wonder, does mandatory valet still apply? Anyone who's got a helicopter, let us know! It's also very clean, which is worth noting because not all clubs are.
Pro tip: the steaks are pretty excellent and pricing is on par with the average Birmingham steakhouse. W 8 Mile Rd The Penthouse is certainly the slickest-looking club in Detroit, and it also aims to be the "classiest. But still! Yes, it's expensive just to sit down here, but you get a real Vegas-type experience: the stage looks like the sparkling night sky and dancers descend from a staircase on one end and then dance on flying custom choppers that hang from the ceiling.
It's kind of bananas, and it's perfect. Greektown Look, Bouzouki is kind of cheesy. It's also just a damn fun time. The food is pretty good and the drinks are relatively cheap, but Bouzouki's greatest strength is its convenience: located right in Greektown, you can hit this place up before or after a Tigers game or just during a random night out at Greektown Casino or bar-hopping Downtown. It's also couples- and female-friendly, where many other clubs are not.
Basically if you have a bad time at Bouzouki, you're having a bad time at life.
There's only one stage and it's a bit worn down, because the Penthouse this ain't. Dancers are often more on the tattooed side if you're into that and if you're not, be warned and are very friendly, since this tends to be more of a regulars t. Dearborn Dearborn has its fair share of strip clubs, but the Pantheon Club is the nicest-looking, and boasts some impressive talent. Drinks are pricey but strong, beer buckets are reasonably priced, there's good bar food, hookahs are available for those who want to smoke, and the atmosphere is an upscale-yet-comfortable one -- it's not super flashy, but it's also clean and not run-down or divey.
W 8 Mile Rd Trumpps is sort of the Cheers of Detroit's gentlemen's clubs, but without being so stolidly a "regulars" t that it's too divey to enjoy. A recent remodeling has spruced the place up a bit, putting it more on par with the slicker clubs, but it's still a friendly place that isn't all about that hustle. There is mandatory valet and coat check, but also a free shuttle service that will pick up and drop Detroit area strip clubs groups of six or more.
Romulus If you want to take in some quick entertainment after a flight or want to keep yourself entertained on a long layover, the Landing Strip is there for you.
It's a cheap t with diverse, good-looking dancers, good food, and comfortable seating around the stage and at surrounding booths. And in a world full of strip clubs with names that play on variations of the word "cat," we give this place extra props for the location-based double entendre it has for a moniker. Southgate Subi's Place has an atmosphere that feels more like a locals t than a flashy strip club, and given that this is NOT the Penthouse or the Coli, the dancers here are exceptionally attractive.
It's a small space and there's nothing state-of-the-art about the AV equipment, but this place is all about the value and you're definitely getting the most bang heh for your buck here. Windsor Cheetah's of Windsor is a rite of passage for year-old Detroit men, who can be at the bar drinking Alcohol!
In a fully nude bar! Bless you, Canada! It's not so great that it necessitates a trek across the border once you've hit the legal drinking age -- there's no shortage of Detroit clubs to Detroit area strip clubs from, after all -- but for that two-year sweet spot or any time you might accidentally find yourself in Windsorthis is the place to be.
Plus, shower shows! Ypsilanti Oh, the Vu. The Vu is a staple of college cities all throughout America, where nubile year-olds can earn themselves an honest living to put themselves through med school. The clubs are alcohol free because some of the dancers are totally nude and not having a liquor is easier than meeting the strict requirements of getting one.
There are several locations throughout metro Detroit, but the Ypsilanti location -- with University of Michigan and Eastern Michigan University both nearby -- has the friendliest dancers and one of the most laid-back vibes. Like a neighborhood bar, just with naked girls. Nicole Rupersburg appreciates the service that strippers provide to the community and sometimes feels that being a stripper might be less demeaning than getting abused by angry trolls on Twitter when they don't agree with her listicles.
The Coliseum. Penthouse Club. Centerfold Lounge. Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. The Pantheon Club. The Landing Strip Lounge. Subi's Place. Cheetah's of Windsor. Make Fun. Thrillist Serves. Social Media Links.Detroit area strip clubs
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